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At the autopark in Kazzkark
Scooters, tooters, skateboards with a
hump,
Bags full of Jello, some a little plump,
Motorized wheelchairs where you can take
a dump,
At the autopark in Kazzkark
Two wheels, three wheels, and no wheel
at all,
Braces, laces, or things that let you
fall
Bet you'd look a smasher in a rack that
makes you crawl,
At the autopark in Kazzkark.
You can rent most any anything,
A rickshaw, see-saw, a little bit of
string,
You can ride most any thing you wish,
A cup, a dish and something for your
Gludi-maxi,
Junkers, clunkers, what d'ya think of
that,
Bare knees, if you please, sitting on
the mat,
Gravity's depravities, so you don't
go splat,
At the autopark in Kazzkark
Made of wood, very good, what's it
all about,
Made it for a Thennanin and couldn't get
it out,
Who'da thought a Thennanin could go and
get the gout,
At the autopark in Kazzkark.
A Wazoon's, pantaloons, everything
in style,
Antigrav, you can have, if just for a
while,
Funny little odds and ends floating down
the isle,
At the autopark in Kazzkark
You can rent most any anything,
Duena Bots as Hottentots--if you pull the
string,
You can rent a porter or rent two,
Paha redcap without a bit of touchee
feelee,
Halftracks, artifacts, whatever gets
you there,
Transport, cavort, but travel with a
care,
Or plan to ram a Tandu if you really want
to dare
At the autopark in Kazzkark
The original, for comparison:
In the Old Bazaar in Cairo (Chester, Morris, Ford)
Sand bags, wind bags, camels with a
hump,
Fat girls, thin girls, some a little
plump,
Slave girls sold here, fifty bob a
lump,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.
Brandy, shandy, beer without a froth,
Braces, laces, a candle for the moth.
Bet you'd look a smasher in an old loin
cloth,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.
You can buy most anything,
Thin bulls, fat cows, a little bit of
string,
You can purchase anything you wish,
A clock, a dish and something for your
Auntie Nellie,
Harem, scarem, what d'ya think of that,
Bare knees, striptease, dancing on the
mat,
Umpa! Umpa! That's enough of that,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.
Rice pud, very good, what's it all
about,
Made it in a kettle and they couldn't get
it out,
Everybody took a turn to suck it through
the spout,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.
Mamadan, Ramadan, everything in style,
Genuine, beduine carpet with a pile,
Funny little odds and ends floating down
the Nile,
From the old bazaar in Cairo.
You can buy most anything,
Sheeps eyes, sand pies, a watch without
a spring,
You can buy a pomegranate too,
A water-bag, a little bit of hokey
pokey,
Yashmaks, pontefracts, what a strange
affair,
Dark girls, fair girls, some with ginger
hair,
The rest of it is funny but they censor
it out there,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.
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